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One size fits most. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e45% Polyester, \u003c\/span\u003e37% Nylon, 11% Terry Cotton, 5% Rubber, \u0026lt;1% Spandex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash inside out. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry. 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This allows them to withstand a high amount of force without breaking and dimensional stability so they maintain their shape very well. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChoose from Belt Clip or Alligator Clip fasteners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Hand wash and air dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOffered: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAll year round. Made in the USA. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOr Bundle \u0026amp; Save with \"\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\" title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save\" href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy'\u003e RED GREEN'S \"LODGE CLOTHES \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"\u003c\/b\u003e that includes the \u003cstrong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/official-red-green-s-field-maneuvers-cap\" title=\"Official Red Green's Field Maneuvers Cap Product Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e Official Red Green Field Maneuver’s Cap \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e + \u003cstrong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/the-red-green-red-green-limited-edition-dixxon-flannel\" title='The Red Green \"Red Green\" Limited Edition Dixxon Flannel Landing Page' style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); 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Exclusive - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe only place to buy this official Red Green cap.\u2028\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eClassic Design - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Modeled after a Canadian army field cap for a rugged, adventure-ready look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePremium Comfort - Breathable \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e100% cotton, breathable, and lightweight for all-day wear.\u2028\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePerfect for Fans \u0026amp; Outdoor Enthusiasts - Whether you're a longtime Red Green Show fan, an outdoorsman, or someone who loves classic field gear, this hat belongs in your collection. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe Red Green Show fans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOutdoor enthusiasts, campers \u0026amp; hikers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDIY handymen \u0026amp; Mechanics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMilitary-style cap collectors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e face already looks like Red's, now your head can too. Fans have been asking for this for years and we finally have them for sale. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGet a little piece of entertainment history with the \"Official Red Green Signature Field Maneuvers Cap.\" It's more than fabric and thread; it's an emblem of camaraderie. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eClassic forest green. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e True to size. 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Don't miss your chance to own this piece of The Red Green Show history.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrder Now \u0026amp; Keep Your Stick on the Ice! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOr Bundle \u0026amp; Save with \"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003ca href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy' title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRED GREEN'S \"LODGE CLOTHES\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003e\" \u003c\/b\u003ethat includes the \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eOfficial Red Green Field Maneuver’s Cap \u003c\/span\u003e+ \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/red-green-suspenders\" title=\"Red Green Suspenders Product Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRed Green Suspenders\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e along with \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\" title='The Red Green \"Red Green\" Limited Edition Dixxon Flannel Landing Page' href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/the-red-green-red-green-limited-edition-dixxon-flannel\"\u003eThe Red Green “Red Green” Limited Edition Dixxon Flannel\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy' title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Red_Green_s_Lodge_Clothes_Bundle_Page_1.png?v=1741899721\" alt=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle - Savings\" width=\"419\" height=\"361\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"Large - 23\" or 58.5cm","offer_id":46251238949146,"sku":"RGHATL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium - 22.4\" or 57cm","offer_id":46251052597530,"sku":"RGHATM","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL - 24\" or 61cm","offer_id":46251239014682,"sku":"RGHATXL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Red_Green_Show_Field_Maneuvers_Cap_Side_Angle_1.png?v=1740678798"},{"product_id":"possum-lodge-lapel-pin","title":"Possum Lodge Members Only Lapel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOur Red Green lapel pin represents the International Possum Brotherhood. 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