{"title":"Funny Gifts for People Who Love to Laugh","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWell, you’ve officially reached the bottom of the internet. Here are some funny gifts for people who like to laugh. They’re not perfect—kind of like most of Red Green’s inventions—but they get the job done. And honestly, that’s good enough around here.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"possum-lodge-oath-mans-prayer-black-t-shirt","title":"Possum Lodge Oath “Man's Prayer” Black T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElevate your style with the epitome of comedic charm – the \"Man's Prayer T-shirt.\" Crafted in classic black, this short-sleeve tee exudes a timeless appeal that seamlessly merges humor with fashion.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDesigned for those who appreciate the wit and camaraderie of \"The Red Green Show,\" this tee becomes a wearable tribute to the show's iconic humor. The front of the shirt features a bold graphic that's both instantly recognizable and heartwarmingly familiar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features Red Green's friendly face and The Red Green Show logo\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"I'm a man but I can change if I have to...I guess.\" - Signed with Red Green's signature\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Standard fit and length for a relaxed feel, crew neck \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e 100% preshrunk cotton \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Machine wash inside out with similar colors in cold water. Use non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry on low heat, and avoid ironing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOffered: \u003c\/b\u003eAll year round \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"Large","offer_id":46248152432922,"sku":"P1L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46248152989978,"sku":"P1XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46322152964378,"sku":"P1XXL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46322152997146,"sku":"P1XXXL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":46248153055514,"sku":"P1XXXXL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large","offer_id":49390783922458,"sku":"P1YOUTHL","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Possum_Lodge_Oath_Man_s_Prayer_Black_T-Shirt_Back.png?v=1759021005"},{"product_id":"red-green-suspenders","title":"Red Green Suspenders","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis is a holdup! The signature red and green suspenders worn by the Lodge leader himself. Wear them while you watch the show so you can suspend your pants and your disbelief. And they'll always fit you because at your age you may put on weight but you won't put on height. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDurable, adjustable, and undeniably stylish – just like the Lodge leader himself. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOne of our most popular items. These are high-quality Perry Brand suspenders, custom-made. The large size is 48\", Extra large is 54\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDue to popular demand: Now with two types of clips to choose from! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAlligator Clip Style: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe alligator clip style allows for easy attachment directly to your pants, ensuring a secure hold without the need for a belt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBelt Clip Style:  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThese suspenders feature a unique belt clip attachment mechanism that allows them to be easily secured to your belt. Simply slide the clip onto your belt for a secure and comfortable fit. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease note: A belt is required. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Large = 48”; X-Large = 54”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Made from rigid polypropylene webbing. This allows them to withstand a high amount of force without breaking and dimensional stability so they maintain their shape very well. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChoose from Belt Clip or Alligator Clip fasteners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Hand wash and air dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOffered: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAll year round. Made in the USA. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOr Bundle \u0026amp; Save with \"\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\" title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save\" href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy'\u003e RED GREEN'S \"LODGE CLOTHES \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"\u003c\/b\u003e that includes the \u003cstrong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/official-red-green-s-field-maneuvers-cap\" title=\"Official Red Green's Field Maneuvers Cap Product Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e Official Red Green Field Maneuver’s Cap \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e + \u003cstrong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/the-red-green-red-green-limited-edition-dixxon-flannel\" title='The Red Green \"Red Green\" Limited Edition Dixxon Flannel Landing Page' style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e The Red Green “Red Green” Limited Edition Dixxon Flannel \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e along with the Red Green Suspenders.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save\" href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy'\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" height=\"361\" width=\"419\" alt=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle - Savings\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Red_Green_s_Lodge_Clothes_Bundle_Page_1.png?v=1741899721\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"XL \/ Belt Clip","offer_id":46250257350938,"sku":"SXL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Alligator Clip","offer_id":48117078491418,"sku":"SCXL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Belt Clip","offer_id":46250257318170,"sku":"SL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Alligator Clip","offer_id":48117078458650,"sku":"SCL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Red_Green_Suspenders.png?v=1781288882"},{"product_id":"official-red-green-s-field-maneuvers-cap","title":"Official Red Green’s Field Maneuvers Cap","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eA Hat with History \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis is not just another cap. \u003cstrong\u003eThe Official Red Green Field Maneuvers Cap\u003c\/strong\u003e is an \u003cstrong\u003eauthentic recreation\u003c\/strong\u003e of the hat worn by Red Green himself—crafted for true fans and outdoor enthusiasts alike.\u003cbr\u003eOriginally inspired by classic \u003cstrong\u003eCanadian military field caps\u003c\/strong\u003e, this \u003cstrong\u003erugged, forest green cap\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers a timeless, no-nonsense look that’s perfect for \u003cstrong\u003efans of The Red Green Show, outdoorsmen, handymen, and anyone who loves adventure\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFun Fact\u003c\/strong\u003e: Fans have been asking for this hat for years, and now it’s finally here!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAuthentic \u0026amp; Exclusive - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe only place to buy this official Red Green cap.\u2028\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eClassic Design - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Modeled after a Canadian army field cap for a rugged, adventure-ready look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePremium Comfort - Breathable \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e100% cotton, breathable, and lightweight for all-day wear.\u2028\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePerfect for Fans \u0026amp; Outdoor Enthusiasts - Whether you're a longtime Red Green Show fan, an outdoorsman, or someone who loves classic field gear, this hat belongs in your collection. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe Red Green Show fans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOutdoor enthusiasts, campers \u0026amp; hikers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDIY handymen \u0026amp; Mechanics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMilitary-style cap collectors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e face already looks like Red's, now your head can too. Fans have been asking for this for years and we finally have them for sale. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGet a little piece of entertainment history with the \"Official Red Green Signature Field Maneuvers Cap.\" It's more than fabric and thread; it's an emblem of camaraderie. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eClassic forest green. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e True to size. Available in: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMedium (57cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eLarge (58.5cm) - Our most popular size!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eXL (61cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Need help choosing a size?**  \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eUse our quick [Size Guide] above the Add to Cart button to find your perfect fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMaterial\/Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e 100% Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Forest green (inspired by classic Canadian military field caps).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Hand wash and air dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOffered: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAll year round\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis cap sells out fast! Don't miss your chance to own this piece of The Red Green Show history.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrder Now \u0026amp; Keep Your Stick on the Ice! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOr Bundle \u0026amp; Save with \"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003ca href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy' title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRED GREEN'S \"LODGE CLOTHES\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003e\" \u003c\/b\u003ethat includes the \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eOfficial Red Green Field Maneuver’s Cap \u003c\/span\u003e+ \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/red-green-suspenders\" title=\"Red Green Suspenders Product Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRed Green Suspenders\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e along with \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\" title='The Red Green \"Red Green\" Limited Edition Dixxon Flannel Landing Page' href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/the-red-green-red-green-limited-edition-dixxon-flannel\"\u003eThe Red Green “Red Green” Limited Edition Dixxon Flannel\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy' title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Red_Green_s_Lodge_Clothes_Bundle_Page_1.png?v=1741899721\" alt=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle - Savings\" width=\"419\" height=\"361\" style=\"display: block; 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Colored to match the flannel's distinct palette of reds, greens and blues, this tag is more than just a label—it's a tribute.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlus Collectible Hang Tag Sticker:\u003c\/b\u003e The hang tag showcases Red Green himself—don’t toss it! It doubles as a collectible sticker you’ll want to keep.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eTailored Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Mitered edges on chest pockets and sleeve cuffs provide a tailored finish, while hidden collar-stay buttons keep your look sharp. The hanging loop above the neck label offers convenient storage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e The flannel runs big, offering a relaxed fit that's true to Dixxon's style. For a slimmer fit, we recommend sizing down. Reference size chart for your best fit. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Dixxon’s signature D-Tech™ polyester blend, this flannel offers the soft, breathable comfort needed for active lifestyles, while ensuring durability for the long haul. Its unique construction resists shrinking and wrinkling, ensuring your flannel looks as good as new. Wash after wash – no ironing or dry cleaning needed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eTo maintain the integrity and vibrant colors of your flannel, machine wash in cold water with like colors and hang dry, or tumble dry on the lowest heat setting. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOffered: \u003c\/b\u003eLimited stock - available until they are sold out. Last year many sizes sold out very quickly. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Dixxon Flannel Men's Size Chart\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/DixxonFlannel_e43a0589-8f4c-4021-a8fd-47156d840fdc.png?v=1702920430\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"645\" height=\"405\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Dixxon Flannel Women's Sizing Chart\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/DixxonWomen_sSizingChart.png?v=1702920430\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"644\" height=\"393\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eOr Bundle \u0026amp; Save with \"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003ca href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy' title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save \" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRED GREEN'S \"LODGE CLOTHES\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003e\" \u003c\/b\u003ethat includes the \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/official-red-green-s-field-maneuvers-cap\" title=\"Official Red Green Field Maneuvers Cap Product Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eOfficial Red Green Field Maneuver’s Cap\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e+ \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/red-green-suspenders\" title=\"Red Green Suspenders Product Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRed Green Suspenders\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e along with The Red Green “Red Green” Limited Edition Dixxon Flannel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy' title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Red_Green_s_Lodge_Clothes_Bundle_Page_1.png?v=1741899721\" alt=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle - Savings\" width=\"419\" height=\"361\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"Large \/ 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Men","offer_id":49769954705690,"sku":"DX24MLT","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XLT \/ Men","offer_id":49769954738458,"sku":"DX24MXLT","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XLT \/ Men","offer_id":49769954771226,"sku":"DX24M2XLT","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Men","offer_id":49770075619610,"sku":"DX24MS","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Women","offer_id":49770075685146,"sku":"DX24WS","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/THE_RED_GREEN_RED_GREEN_LIMITED_EDITION_DIXXON_FLANNEL_2.png?v=1744305055"},{"product_id":"the-new-red-green-show-handy-not-handsome-t-shirt","title":"The New Red Green Show “Handy Not Handsome” T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE NEW RED GREEN SHOW \"HANDY NOT HANDSOME\" T-SHIRT\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eOFFICIAL HANDYMAN T-SHIRT FEATURING RED GREEN'S MOST FAMOUS QUOTE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION: \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"513\" data-start=\"327\"\u003eIf the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you \u003cstrong data-end=\"404\" data-start=\"395\"\u003ehandy\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-end=\"408\" data-start=\"405\"\u003eThe New Red Green Show “Handy Not Handsome” T-Shirt brings this iconic Possum Lodge philosophy to life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"728\" data-start=\"515\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-end=\"546\" data-start=\"520\"\u003eblack handyman t-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e features a \u003cstrong data-end=\"589\" data-start=\"558\"\u003ewhite crossed wrench design\u003c\/strong\u003e with \u003cem data-end=\"617\" data-start=\"595\"\u003e“The Red Green Show”\u003c\/em\u003e printed across the front \u003cstrong data-end=\"669\" data-start=\"643\"\u003eleft chest pocket area\u003c\/strong\u003e, and the legendary quote \u003cstrong data-end=\"725\" data-start=\"695\"\u003eboldly printed on the back\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"919\" data-start=\"730\"\u003ePerfect for \u003cstrong data-end=\"765\" data-start=\"742\"\u003eRed Green Show fans\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong data-end=\"779\" data-start=\"767\"\u003ehandymen\u003c\/strong\u003e, and anyone who lives by duct tape and determination, this shirt is ready for your next lodge meeting, backyard project, or family cookout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"919\" data-start=\"730\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"148\"\u003eKEY FEATURES:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"266\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"152\" data-end=\"266\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"152\" data-end=\"169\"\u003eFront Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crossed wrenches with “The Red Green Show” text printed in white on the left chest pocket area\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"384\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"384\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"285\"\u003eBack Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e “If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.” with wrench graphic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"385\" data-end=\"413\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"413\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"397\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic black\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"414\" data-end=\"460\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp 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