{"title":"Holiday Gift Guide: For the One Who Has Everything","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey've already got everything. Or at least everything they think they need. From Possum Lodge essentials to gifts they never knew existed, we've got a few things they probably don't have yet.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"red-green-suspenders","title":"Red Green Suspenders","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis is a holdup! The signature red and green suspenders worn by the Lodge leader himself. Wear them while you watch the show so you can suspend your pants and your disbelief. And they'll always fit you because at your age you may put on weight but you won't put on height. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDurable, adjustable, and undeniably stylish – just like the Lodge leader himself. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOne of our most popular items. These are high-quality Perry Brand suspenders, custom-made. The large size is 48\", Extra large is 54\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDue to popular demand: Now with two types of clips to choose from! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAlligator Clip Style: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe alligator clip style allows for easy attachment directly to your pants, ensuring a secure hold without the need for a belt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBelt Clip Style:  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThese suspenders feature a unique belt clip attachment mechanism that allows them to be easily secured to your belt. Simply slide the clip onto your belt for a secure and comfortable fit. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease note: A belt is required. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Large = 48”; X-Large = 54”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Made from rigid polypropylene webbing. This allows them to withstand a high amount of force without breaking and dimensional stability so they maintain their shape very well. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChoose from Belt Clip or Alligator Clip fasteners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Hand wash and air dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOffered: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAll year round. Made in the USA. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOr Bundle \u0026amp; Save with \"\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\" title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save\" href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy'\u003e RED GREEN'S \"LODGE CLOTHES \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"\u003c\/b\u003e that includes the \u003cstrong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/official-red-green-s-field-maneuvers-cap\" title=\"Official Red Green's Field Maneuvers Cap Product Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e Official Red Green Field Maneuver’s Cap \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e + \u003cstrong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/the-red-green-red-green-limited-edition-dixxon-flannel\" title='The Red Green \"Red Green\" Limited Edition Dixxon Flannel Landing Page' style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e The Red Green “Red Green” Limited Edition Dixxon Flannel \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e along with the Red Green Suspenders.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save\" href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy'\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" height=\"361\" width=\"419\" alt=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle - Savings\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Red_Green_s_Lodge_Clothes_Bundle_Page_1.png?v=1741899721\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"XL \/ Belt Clip","offer_id":46250257350938,"sku":"SXL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Alligator Clip","offer_id":48117078491418,"sku":"SCXL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Belt Clip","offer_id":46250257318170,"sku":"SL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Alligator Clip","offer_id":48117078458650,"sku":"SCL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Red_Green_Suspenders.png?v=1781288882"},{"product_id":"official-red-green-s-field-maneuvers-cap","title":"Official Red Green’s Field Maneuvers Cap","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eA Hat with History \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis is not just another cap. \u003cstrong\u003eThe Official Red Green Field Maneuvers Cap\u003c\/strong\u003e is an \u003cstrong\u003eauthentic recreation\u003c\/strong\u003e of the hat worn by Red Green himself—crafted for true fans and outdoor enthusiasts alike.\u003cbr\u003eOriginally inspired by classic \u003cstrong\u003eCanadian military field caps\u003c\/strong\u003e, this \u003cstrong\u003erugged, forest green cap\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers a timeless, no-nonsense look that’s perfect for \u003cstrong\u003efans of The Red Green Show, outdoorsmen, handymen, and anyone who loves adventure\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFun Fact\u003c\/strong\u003e: Fans have been asking for this hat for years, and now it’s finally here!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAuthentic \u0026amp; Exclusive - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe only place to buy this official Red Green cap.\u2028\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eClassic Design - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Modeled after a Canadian army field cap for a rugged, adventure-ready look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePremium Comfort - Breathable \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e100% cotton, breathable, and lightweight for all-day wear.\u2028\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePerfect for Fans \u0026amp; Outdoor Enthusiasts - Whether you're a longtime Red Green Show fan, an outdoorsman, or someone who loves classic field gear, this hat belongs in your collection. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe Red Green Show fans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOutdoor enthusiasts, campers \u0026amp; hikers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDIY handymen \u0026amp; Mechanics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMilitary-style cap collectors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e face already looks like Red's, now your head can too. Fans have been asking for this for years and we finally have them for sale. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGet a little piece of entertainment history with the \"Official Red Green Signature Field Maneuvers Cap.\" It's more than fabric and thread; it's an emblem of camaraderie. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eClassic forest green. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e True to size. Available in: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMedium (57cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eLarge (58.5cm) - Our most popular size!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eXL (61cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Need help choosing a size?**  \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eUse our quick [Size Guide] above the Add to Cart button to find your perfect fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMaterial\/Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e 100% Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Forest green (inspired by classic Canadian military field caps).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Hand wash and air dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOffered: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAll year round\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis cap sells out fast! Don't miss your chance to own this piece of The Red Green Show history.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrder Now \u0026amp; Keep Your Stick on the Ice! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOr Bundle \u0026amp; Save with \"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003ca href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy' title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRED GREEN'S \"LODGE CLOTHES\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003e\" \u003c\/b\u003ethat includes the \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eOfficial Red Green Field Maneuver’s Cap \u003c\/span\u003e+ \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/red-green-suspenders\" title=\"Red Green Suspenders Product Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRed Green Suspenders\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e along with \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\" title='The Red Green \"Red Green\" Limited Edition Dixxon Flannel Landing Page' href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/the-red-green-red-green-limited-edition-dixxon-flannel\"\u003eThe Red Green “Red Green” Limited Edition Dixxon Flannel\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href='https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/red-greens-\"lodge-clothes\"-crdy' title=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle and Save\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Red_Green_s_Lodge_Clothes_Bundle_Page_1.png?v=1741899721\" alt=\"Red Green's Lodge Clothes Bundle - Savings\" width=\"419\" height=\"361\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"Large - 23\" or 58.5cm","offer_id":46251238949146,"sku":"RGHATL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium - 22.4\" or 57cm","offer_id":46251052597530,"sku":"RGHATM","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL - 24\" or 61cm","offer_id":46251239014682,"sku":"RGHATXL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Red_Green_Show_Field_Maneuvers_Cap_Side_Angle_1.png?v=1740678798"},{"product_id":"official-personalized-possum-lodge-membership-card","title":"Official Personalized Possum Lodge Membership Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe Official Possum Lodge Membership Card for Weekend \u0026amp; Full Members. 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We're thrilled to announce the Red Green More Animated Party Shirt. Red Green More Animated premieres later this year so get ready to party! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the Red Green More Animated designs, this Party Shirt is lightweight and comfortable to wear. It's of course resistant to boredom, has great elasticity in humor, and is durable and strong in keeping you entertained. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDive into the world of Red Green like never before with our brand-new animation series, brought to life by the incredible animator Jay Ziebarth. Your favorite characters from the Possum Lodge podcast will be there. Possum Lodge paid members will get first-look at the series coming this September (the first episode is in the Possum Lodge dashboard under Exclusive Content) and the support so far has been overwhelming. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for your continued support of the legacy of The Red Green Show. You can see one of the animators Jay Ziebarth wearing the new party shirt in the product photos below. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eTrue to size; see the sizing chart for your best fit. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e 100% cotton. Full-color dye sublimation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors. No bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOffered: \u003c\/b\u003eLimited time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":49551265825050,"sku":"PSS","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":49551265857818,"sku":"PSM","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":49551265890586,"sku":"PSL","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":49551265923354,"sku":"PSXL","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":49551265956122,"sku":"PS2XL","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":49551319236890,"sku":"PS3XL","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":49551327461658,"sku":"PS4XL","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/PartyShirtDesignMockup.png?v=1724522251"},{"product_id":"possum-van-license-plate","title":"Possum Van License Plate","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Personalized Metal Ego Boost. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEver dream of driving around in the legendary Possum Van? Well, now you can, at least in spirit, with this authentic replica POSSUM license plate! Made from sturdy aluminum, just like the real thing—except this one isn’t held together by duct tape (yet).\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for your garage wall, office, or even slapped on the front of your ride to confuse your neighbors. Whether you’re parked at Possum Lodge or just wish you were, this plate says, \"I’m ready for anything—especially if it involves a roll of duct tape and a lot of creativity!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust remember, this plate is for decoration only—unless you’ve got a van that’s as questionable as the original \"vandalized\" van. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront Center: POSSUM  embossed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTop: Possum Lake (black flat) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBottom: Canada (black flat) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details: \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Aluminum\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12\" x 6\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yellow background with black embossed Possum and frame. 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Dual button-down flap chest pockets with a handy utility slot to hold your handyman essentials, whether it’s a pen, screwdriver, or a quick fix of duct tape. \u003c\/span\u003eThe center box pleat enhances the range of motion, offering extra comfort in the chest, back, and shoulders without compromising fit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFront:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e The flannel boasts a vibrant blend of reds, greens, and blues capturing the essence and inspiration of The Red Green Show.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDistinctive Chest Pocket Tag and Utility Slot:\u003c\/b\u003e Nestled on the chest pocket, a discreet yet distinctive tag bears the renowned logo of The Red Green Show. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCustom Cuff Buttons: \u003c\/strong\u003eEngraved with the slogan \"Handyman’s Secret Weapon\" in duct tape grey, these cuff buttons are a tribute to Red Green's ultimate fix-all—duct tape. A subtle, functional detail that every fan of The Red Green Show will instantly appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePractical Inside Detail:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Microfiber chamois cloth \u003c\/span\u003eshowcases a silhouette of Red Green\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e himself holding the Handyman’s Secret Weapon. A perfect homage to the man, the myth, the duct-tape legend \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e—keeping your style sharp and your screens smudge-free for all those laugh-out-loud moments\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNeck Tag:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Custom crafted neck tag, featuring Dixxon Flannel and The Red Green Show logo. 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Reference size chart for your best fit. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Dixxon’s signature D-Tech™ polyester blend, this flannel offers the soft, breathable comfort needed for active lifestyles, while ensuring durability for the long haul. Its unique construction resists shrinking and wrinkling, ensuring your flannel looks as good as new. Wash after wash – no ironing or dry cleaning needed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eTo maintain the integrity and vibrant colors of your flannel, machine wash in cold water with like colors and hang dry, or tumble dry on the lowest heat setting. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOffered: \u003c\/b\u003eLimited stock - available until they are sold out. Last year many sizes sold out very quickly. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Dixxon Flannel Men's Size Chart\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/DixxonFlannel_e43a0589-8f4c-4021-a8fd-47156d840fdc.png?v=1702920430\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"645\" height=\"405\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Dixxon Flannel Women's Sizing Chart\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/DixxonWomen_sSizingChart.png?v=1702920430\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"644\" height=\"393\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eOr Bundle \u0026amp; 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Built tough, made in the USA, and approved by the spirit of duct tape itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"711\" data-start=\"708\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"733\" data-start=\"713\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"733\" data-start=\"717\"\u003eKEY FEATURES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1036\" data-start=\"734\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"802\" data-start=\"734\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"802\" data-start=\"736\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"766\" data-start=\"736\"\u003eOfficial Possum Lodge Gear\u003c\/strong\u003e – Red Green Show Signature Series\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"891\" data-start=\"803\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"891\" data-start=\"805\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"815\" data-start=\"805\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e Charcoal grey with black leatherette patch with silver laser engraving (Possum Lodge Crest, black thread)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"937\" data-start=\"892\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"937\" data-start=\"894\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"903\" data-start=\"894\"\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e Breathable black polyester mesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1009\" data-start=\"938\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1009\" data-start=\"940\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"948\" data-start=\"940\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mid-profile, pre-curved visor, adjustable plastic snapback\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1036\" data-start=\"1010\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1036\" data-start=\"1012\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1036\" data-start=\"1012\"\u003eCreated in the USA 🇺🇸\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"1041\" data-start=\"1038\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"1066\" data-start=\"1043\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1066\" data-start=\"1047\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1309\" data-start=\"1067\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1136\" data-start=\"1067\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1136\" data-start=\"1069\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1079\" data-start=\"1069\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Charcoal Grey front with a contrasting Black mesh back\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1169\" data-start=\"1137\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1169\" data-start=\"1139\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1148\" data-start=\"1139\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e One size fits most\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1246\" data-start=\"1170\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1246\" data-start=\"1172\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1183\" data-start=\"1172\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Structured front panel made of 60% Cotton \/ 40% Polyester; breathable back in 100% Polyester Mesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1246\" data-start=\"1170\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1246\" data-start=\"1172\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePatch\u003c\/strong\u003e: Black leatherette patch with precision silver laser engaging of The Possum Lodge Crest\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1281\" data-start=\"1247\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1281\" data-start=\"1249\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1258\" data-start=\"1249\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1309\" data-start=\"1282\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1309\" data-start=\"1284\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1296\" data-start=\"1284\"\u003eOffered:\u003c\/strong\u003e Limited Time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"1314\" data-start=\"1311\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"1342\" data-start=\"1316\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1342\" data-start=\"1320\"\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1494\" data-start=\"1343\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1372\" data-start=\"1343\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1372\" data-start=\"1345\"\u003ePremium quality + comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1430\" data-start=\"1373\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1430\" data-start=\"1375\"\u003ePairs perfectly with the \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/official-red-green-show-bundle-handy-tee-+-signature-possum-lodge-hat-dcgh\" title=\"Official Red Green Show Bundle - Handy Tee and Signature Possum Lodge product page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eOfficial Red Green Show Bundle - Handy Tee + Possum Lodge Hat -Signature Series\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, or grab the \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\" title=\"The New Red Green Show Handy Not Handsome Tee\" href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/the-new-red-green-show-handy-not-handsome-t-shirt\"\u003eshirt on it's own here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1494\" data-start=\"1431\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1494\" data-start=\"1433\"\u003eMakes a great gift for handymen, dads, or any Red Green fan\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50624055607578,"sku":"RGTRK","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Red_Green_Possum_Lodge_Signature_Series_Hat_Side_view_with_Black_Mesh_1.png?v=1747232951"},{"product_id":"the-official-were-all-in-this-together-possum-lodge-t-shirt","title":"\"We're All In This Together\" Possum Lodge T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER – FAN-FAVORITE SIGN-OFF\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"642\" data-start=\"565\"\u003eSome lines stick with you—and this is one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1005\" data-start=\"644\"\u003eThe “We’re All In This Together” Possum Lodge T-Shirt features the official crest printed on the front left chest, and the timeless closing words from the show on the back. Whether you first heard it at the end of every episode or discovered it through the fan-favorite track with OGR Scintilla, this shirt is a celebration of connection, comedy, and community.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1151\" data-start=\"1007\"\u003eSoft, lightweight, and lodge-approved, it’s perfect for meetups, jam sessions, or just reminding the world that we’re all in this mess together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1151\" data-start=\"1007\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1151\" data-start=\"1007\"\u003eKEY FEATURES: \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"239\" data-start=\"160\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"239\" data-start=\"162\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"179\" data-start=\"162\"\u003eFront Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Official Possum Lodge crest printed on the left chest\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"314\" data-start=\"240\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"314\" data-start=\"242\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"258\" data-start=\"242\"\u003eBack Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e “We’re all in this together.” in bold white lettering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"335\" data-start=\"315\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"335\" data-start=\"317\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"327\" data-start=\"317\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic black\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"382\" data-start=\"336\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"382\" data-start=\"338\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"346\" data-start=\"338\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex standard fit, true to size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"445\" data-start=\"383\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"445\" data-start=\"385\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"398\" data-start=\"385\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton, preshrunk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"508\" data-start=\"446\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"508\" data-start=\"448\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"458\" data-start=\"448\"\u003eLabel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tear-away label for added comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"537\" data-start=\"509\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"537\" data-start=\"511\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"535\" data-start=\"511\"\u003eMade in the USA 🇺🇸\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"632\" data-start=\"538\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"632\" data-start=\"540\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"562\" data-start=\"540\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1628\" data-start=\"1605\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1628\" data-start=\"1605\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1628\" data-start=\"1605\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1628\" data-start=\"1605\"\u003eWHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1955\" data-start=\"1630\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1683\" data-start=\"1630\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1683\" data-start=\"1632\"\u003eFeatures the legendary closing line from the show\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1749\" data-start=\"1684\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1749\" data-start=\"1686\"\u003eWears great at lodge meetings, concerts, or family gatherings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1810\" data-start=\"1750\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1810\" data-start=\"1752\"\u003eHonors the spirit behind the \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/blogs\/the-daily-movement\/ogr-scintilla-wants-you-to-go-outside-and-do-cool-stuff-our-interview?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=e2af03716\u0026amp;_ss=r\" title=\"OGR Scintilla Interview Blog Post\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eOGR Scintilla\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e collaboration\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1870\" data-start=\"1811\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1870\" data-start=\"1813\"\u003eComfortable, breathable, and soft enough for daily wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1955\" data-start=\"1871\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1955\" data-start=\"1873\"\u003eMakes a thoughtful gift for loyal fans or anyone who believes in sticking together\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBUNDLE AND SAVE OPTIONS: \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1955\" data-start=\"1630\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1955\" data-start=\"1871\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eOr Bundle \u0026amp; Save with \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/the-possum-lodge-sign-off-pack-t-shirt-+-hat-dyay\" title=\"Possum Lodge Sign-Off Pack Bundle \u0026amp; Save Landing Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eThe Possum Lodge Sign-Off Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003ethat includes the We're All In This Together\" Possum Lodge T-Shirt + Possum Lodge Signature Series Hat \u003cstrong\u003eor \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/the-red-green-show-possum-lodge-hat-signature-series\" title=\"Red Green Show Possum Lodge Signature Series Hat Product Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003egrab the hat on it’s own here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1955\" data-start=\"1871\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eor \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/mix-and-match-legendary-t-shirts-evqn\" title=\"Mix and Match T-Shirt Bundles Product Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eMix and Match\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ewith your other favorite T-shirts! \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/the-possum-lodge-sign-off-pack-t-shirt-+-hat-dyay\" title=\"The Possum Lodge Sign Off Pack Bundle and Save Landing Page\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" height=\"306\" width=\"245\" alt=\"The Possum Lodge Sign-Off Pack Bundle and Save\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/The_Possum_Lodge_Sign-Off_Pack_1.png?v=1751912236\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRELATED PRODUCTS: \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eCheck out more \u003cstrong data-end=\"2243\" data-start=\"2202\"\u003ePossum Lodge-approved shirts and gear \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); 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color: #555;\"\u003eProduct measurements may vary by up to 2\" (5 cm).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; color: #555;\"\u003eListen now: \"\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/4exywP81kyUFnMs8Ky093R\" title=\"Spotify Link to We're All in This Together song by OGR-Scintilla\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eWe're All In This Together\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\" song on Spotify. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; color: #555;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53270043722010,"sku":"WAITS","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":50828405080346,"sku":"WAITM","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53270043754778,"sku":"WAITL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":50828405145882,"sku":"WAITXL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":50828405178650,"sku":"WAIT2XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":50828405211418,"sku":"WAIT3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":50828405244186,"sku":"WAIT4XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/We_re_All_In_This_Together_Possum_Lodge_T-Shirt_Back.png?v=1759024666"},{"product_id":"edgar-montrose-kaboom-die-cut-sticker","title":"Edgar Montrose KaBoom Die-Cut Sticker | Custom Vinyl Decal","description":"\u003ch1 data-end=\"344\" data-start=\"287\"\u003eEDGAR K.B. MONTROSE KABOOM DECAL | CUSTOM VINYL STICKER\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"436\" data-start=\"346\"\u003eCelebrate Possum Lodge’s legendary demolition artist — one “Ka-BOOM!” at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"466\" data-start=\"443\"\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"904\" data-start=\"657\"\u003eExplosives enthusiast. Self-proclaimed artist. Occasional finger-loss cautionary tale. Edgar K.B. Montrose is Possum Lodge’s most unpredictable problem-solver, and now you can carry a piece of his explosive spirit with this 3\" x 4\" custom decal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1187\" data-start=\"906\"\u003eEven if you’ve never set foot in Possum Lodge, this sticker works as a conversation starter: bold, funny, and just dangerous enough to make people wonder. Stick it on your toolbox, cooler, water bottle, or laptop — anywhere you want to add a little “Ka-BOOM!” energy to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1367\" data-start=\"1189\"\u003eFor longtime \u003cem data-end=\"1218\" data-start=\"1202\"\u003eRed Green Show\u003c\/em\u003e fans, it’s a tribute to Graham Greene’s unforgettable character. For everyone else, it’s just a great way to say, \u003cem data-end=\"1365\" data-start=\"1333\"\u003e“I prefer the nuclear option.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1367\" data-start=\"1189\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1125\" data-start=\"1109\"\u003eKEY FEATURES:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1467\" data-start=\"1126\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1187\" data-start=\"1126\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1187\" data-start=\"1128\"\u003eDesign: Edgar K.B. 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padding: 8px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e22 ¾\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; color: #555;\"\u003eProduct measurements may vary by up to 2\" (5 cm).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; color: #555;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRELATED PRODUCTS:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out more \u003cstrong\u003ePossum Lodge-approved shirts and gear \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Collections All\" href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/collections\/red-green-shop\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eHERE\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eor \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/mix-and-match-legendary-t-shirts-evqn\" title=\"Mix and Match T-Shirt Bundles Product Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eMix and Match\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ewith your other favorite T-shirts! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"L","offer_id":51349227503898,"sku":"MPBL","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51349227536666,"sku":"MPBXL","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51349227569434,"sku":"MPB2XL","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51349227602202,"sku":"MPB3XL","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":51349227634970,"sku":"MPB4XL","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Man_s_Prayer_Edition_Black_T-shirt_Back_3ceb4c7f-4c24-4337-be0c-a68c2ff4561c.png?v=1792597789"},{"product_id":"possum-lodge-greatest-hits-sticker-sheet","title":"Possum Lodge Greatest Hits Sticker Sheet","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"590\" data-start=\"538\"\u003eStop eyeballing that empty space and start sticking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"742\" data-start=\"592\"\u003eNine Lodge classics. One handy sheet. From toolboxes to tumblers, laptops to coolers, this is the easiest way to bring Possum Lodge wherever you roam.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"766\" data-start=\"744\"\u003eNo duct tape required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTHE ALL-STAR LINE UP \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e(9 STICKERS INCLUDED)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_e8b8090c09e35065\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1009\" data-start=\"935\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"965\" data-start=\"935\"\u003eKeep Your Stick on the Ice\u003c\/strong\u003e (2.61” x 2.75”)\u003cbr data-end=\"984\" data-start=\"981\"\u003eBecause life is slippery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1093\" data-start=\"1011\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1043\" data-start=\"1011\"\u003eQuando Omni Flunkus Moritati\u003c\/strong\u003e (2.75” x 2.30”)\u003cbr data-end=\"1062\" data-start=\"1059\"\u003eWhen all else fails, play dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1186\" data-start=\"1095\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1126\" data-start=\"1095\"\u003eThe Official Red Green Show\u003c\/strong\u003e (2.75” x 2.53”)\u003cbr data-end=\"1145\" data-start=\"1142\"\u003eAccept no substitutes. Especially Harold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1188\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1206\" data-start=\"1188\"\u003eThe Possum Van\u003c\/strong\u003e (2.60\" x 2.75\")\u003cbr data-end=\"1225\" data-start=\"1222\"\u003eRoad killin' it since 1991.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1338\" data-start=\"1254\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1266\" data-start=\"1254\"\u003eKa-Boom!\u003c\/strong\u003e (3.00” x 2.29”)\u003cbr data-end=\"1285\" data-start=\"1282\"\u003eA nod to Lodge explosives expert Edgar K.B. Montrose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1398\" data-start=\"1340\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1362\" data-start=\"1340\"\u003ePossum Lodge Crest\u003c\/strong\u003e (2.75” x 2.33\")\u003cbr data-end=\"1381\" data-start=\"1378\"\u003eProof you belong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1484\" data-start=\"1400\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1432\" data-start=\"1400\"\u003eRothschild’s Sewage \u0026amp; Septic\u003c\/strong\u003e (2.75” x 2.71”)\u003cbr data-end=\"1451\" data-start=\"1448\"\u003eBecause someone has to handle it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1540\" data-start=\"1486\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1496\" data-start=\"1486\"\u003eKYSOTI\u003c\/strong\u003e (1.37\" x 5.25\")\u003cbr data-end=\"1515\" data-start=\"1512\"\u003eA reminder to stay ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1651\" data-start=\"1542\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1562\" data-start=\"1542\"\u003eHandy \u0026gt; Handsome\u003c\/strong\u003e (1.39” x 5.36”)\u003cbr data-end=\"1581\" data-start=\"1578\"\u003eIf they do not find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_e8b8090c09e35065\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1911\" data-start=\"1725\"\u003eSheet Size: 8.5\" x 11\"\u003cbr data-end=\"1750\" data-start=\"1747\"\u003eMaterial: Premium vinyl with professional matte finish\u003cbr data-end=\"1807\" data-start=\"1804\"\u003eFinish: Clean die-cut edges\u003cbr data-end=\"1837\" data-start=\"1834\"\u003eDurability: Weatherproof and UV resistant\u003cbr data-end=\"1881\" data-start=\"1878\"\u003eUse: Indoor and outdoor safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1964\" data-start=\"1913\"\u003eDesigned to stick strong on smooth, clean surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2027\" data-start=\"1966\"\u003eYes, even the cooler you “borrowed” from your brother-in-law.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eHOW TO APPLY\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePick your spot.\u003cbr data-end=\"2104\" data-start=\"2101\"\u003ePeel with confidence.\u003cbr data-end=\"2128\" data-start=\"2125\"\u003eStick from the center out.\u003cbr data-end=\"2157\" data-start=\"2154\"\u003eSmooth any bubbles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStep back. Admire your work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking organized is optional. Looking Lodge-approved is not.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51812940349722,"sku":"9GHSSHT","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/The_Possum_Lodge_Greatest_Hits_Sticker_Sheet_layout.jpg?v=1774366345"},{"product_id":"wanderlost-tee","title":"WanderLost T-Shirt - Possum Lodge Map to Nowhere","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't just get lost. Get wanderLOST. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou're not lost. You're exploring...with confidence. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1029\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eFor people who trust their gut, ignore the map, and somehow end up exactly where they weren’t trying to go. Featuring the iconic Possum Lodge compass on the front and a beautifully questionable map on the back, this shirt celebrates the art of getting it wrong and owning it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1029\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKEY FEATURES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront Design\u003c\/strong\u003e: Official \"Possum Lodge\" Topographical Map to Nowhere compass graphic\u003cbr data-start=\"149\" data-end=\"152\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBack Design\u003c\/strong\u003e: \"wanderLOST\" map featuring Possum Lake, the Lodge, and Edgar’s Demolition Zone\u003cbr data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"246\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor\u003c\/strong\u003e: Military Green + Khaki \u003cbr data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"270\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e: Unisex standard fit, true to size\u003cbr data-start=\"308\" data-end=\"311\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e: Premium lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Softstyle™ fabrication for a smooth touch and breathable wear, even when you're stuck in the woods.\u003cbr data-start=\"463\" data-end=\"466\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLabel\u003c\/strong\u003e: Tear-away label for added comfort\u003cbr data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"535\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA MAP WON'T HELP YOU (AND THAT'S THE POINT) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"905\"\u003eFlip it around and you’ll find a full layout of the Possum Lake area, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"e0omqr\" data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eRanger Gord’s Watch Tower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7cgqhg\" data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"950\"\u003eThe Lodge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rrhvyr\" data-start=\"951\" data-end=\"978\"\u003eEdgar’s Demolition Zone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9vvup2\" data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003eAnd several places you probably shouldn’t be\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1029\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eIt’s less of a navigation tool and more of a warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1029\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-left: 1.2em; margin-bottom: 0.75em;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOfficial Possum Lodge gear\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDistressed design\u003c\/strong\u003e for a perfectly broken-in look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft enough to wear all day,\u003c\/strong\u003e tough enough to get dirty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect gift \u003c\/strong\u003efor outdoorsy types, comedy lovers, and anyone who refuses directions\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSee the full \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/collections\/wanderlost-collection\" title=\"WanderLost Collection Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eWanderLost Collection Bundle\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eor \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); 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Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Limited quantities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people wear their hearts on their sleeves. We prefer duct tape on our feet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese socks combine premium comfort with a design that looks like it's been through a few questionable home repairs. Perfect for DIY enthusiasts, handyman types, Red Green fans, and anyone who appreciates a good fix, even when nothing's broken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey're soft, supportive, and guaranteed to look like they've already been patched.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo actual repairs required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCOMPLETE THE LOOK\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe handyman's secret weapon. 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Pair these socks with the official Possum Lodge \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/the-handymans-secret-weapon-duct-tape\" style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandyman's Secret Weapon Duct Tape\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause you never know when you'll need the real thing. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/the-handymans-secret-weapon-duct-tape\" style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShop the Handyman Duct Tape\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52970429022490,"sku":"DTSOCK","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Front_full_view_Red_Green_Duct_Tape_socks.png?v=1793665151"},{"product_id":"quando-omni-flunkus-moritati-t-shirt","title":"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, PLAY DEAD.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes the best way to handle a problem is to pretend you didn't see it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuando Omni Flunkus Moritati.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The official Possum Lodge motto, recited at the beginning of every Lodge meeting before the legendary Man's Prayer. Loosely translated from Latin, it means \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"When all else fails, play dead.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGood advice. Especially when you've run out of duct tape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis navy blue T-shirt features a small upside-down Possum Lodge mascot on the front and the full Latin motto across the back, with our favorite possum demonstrating the meaning firsthand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little Lodge wisdom you can wear anywhere. Whether you follow the advice is entirely up to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKEY FEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFront Design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Small upside-down Possum Lodge mascot on the left chest for a subtle, understated look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBack Design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBold \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eQUANDO OMNI FLUNKUS MORITATI\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e with an upside-down possum worked into the design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Navy blue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign Inspiration:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Features the official Possum Lodge motto from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Red Green Show\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, meaning \"When all else fails, play dead.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyle:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Classic short-sleeve crewneck T-shirt with a small front graphic and statement back design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Piece of Lodge Tradition:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Celebrate one of the most recognizable sayings from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Red Green Show\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo Ways to Wear the Joke:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A subtle possum on the front and the full motto on the back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Conversation Starter:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Especially when somebody asks what the Latin means.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Great Gift:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for Red Green fans, Possum Lodge regulars, and anyone who's ever decided a problem might solve itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e📏 SIZE CHART (INCHES)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; 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