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If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you gifted.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"possum-lodge-oath-mans-prayer-black-t-shirt","title":"Possum Lodge Oath “Man's Prayer” Black T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLegacy design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElevate your style with the epitome of comedic charm – the \"Man's Prayer T-shirt.\" Crafted in classic black, this short-sleeve tee exudes a timeless appeal that seamlessly merges humor with fashion.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for those who appreciate the wit and camaraderie of \"The Red Green Show,\" this tee becomes a wearable tribute to the show's iconic humor. 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One size fits most. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e45% Polyester, \u003c\/span\u003e37% Nylon, 11% Terry Cotton, 5% Rubber, \u0026lt;1% Spandex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash inside out. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry. Do not bleach. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOffered:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eExclusively for Possum Lodge Members Only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46254233485594,"sku":"RGSOC","price":12.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/PossumLodgeComfyCabinRetreatSocks-Pair.webp?v=1716392026"},{"product_id":"red-green-suspenders","title":"Red Green Suspenders","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis is a holdup! The signature red and green suspenders worn by the Lodge leader himself. Wear them while you watch the show so you can suspend your pants and your disbelief. And they'll always fit you because at your age you may put on weight but you won't put on height. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDurable, adjustable, and undeniably stylish – just like the Lodge leader himself. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOne of our most popular items. These are high-quality Perry Brand suspenders, custom-made. 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From toolboxes to tumblers, laptops to coolers, this is the easiest way to bring Possum Lodge wherever you roam.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"766\" data-start=\"744\"\u003eNo duct tape required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTHE ALL-STAR LINE UP \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e(9 STICKERS INCLUDED)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_e8b8090c09e35065\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1009\" data-start=\"935\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"965\" data-start=\"935\"\u003eKeep Your Stick on the Ice\u003c\/strong\u003e (2.61” x 2.75”)\u003cbr data-end=\"984\" data-start=\"981\"\u003eBecause life is slippery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1093\" data-start=\"1011\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1043\" data-start=\"1011\"\u003eQuando Omni Flunkus Moritati\u003c\/strong\u003e (2.75” x 2.30”)\u003cbr data-end=\"1062\" data-start=\"1059\"\u003eWhen all else fails, play dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1186\" data-start=\"1095\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1126\" data-start=\"1095\"\u003eThe Official Red Green Show\u003c\/strong\u003e (2.75” x 2.53”)\u003cbr data-end=\"1145\" data-start=\"1142\"\u003eAccept no substitutes. Especially Harold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1188\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1206\" data-start=\"1188\"\u003eThe Possum Van\u003c\/strong\u003e (2.60\" x 2.75\")\u003cbr data-end=\"1225\" data-start=\"1222\"\u003eRoad killin' it since 1991.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1338\" data-start=\"1254\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1266\" data-start=\"1254\"\u003eKa-Boom!\u003c\/strong\u003e (3.00” x 2.29”)\u003cbr data-end=\"1285\" data-start=\"1282\"\u003eA nod to Lodge explosives expert Edgar K.B. Montrose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1398\" data-start=\"1340\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1362\" data-start=\"1340\"\u003ePossum Lodge Crest\u003c\/strong\u003e (2.75” x 2.33\")\u003cbr data-end=\"1381\" data-start=\"1378\"\u003eProof you belong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1484\" data-start=\"1400\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1432\" data-start=\"1400\"\u003eRothschild’s Sewage \u0026amp; Septic\u003c\/strong\u003e (2.75” x 2.71”)\u003cbr data-end=\"1451\" data-start=\"1448\"\u003eBecause someone has to handle it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1540\" data-start=\"1486\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1496\" data-start=\"1486\"\u003eKYSOTI\u003c\/strong\u003e (1.37\" x 5.25\")\u003cbr data-end=\"1515\" data-start=\"1512\"\u003eA reminder to stay ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1651\" data-start=\"1542\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1562\" data-start=\"1542\"\u003eHandy \u0026gt; Handsome\u003c\/strong\u003e (1.39” x 5.36”)\u003cbr data-end=\"1581\" data-start=\"1578\"\u003eIf they do not find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_e8b8090c09e35065\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1911\" data-start=\"1725\"\u003eSheet Size: 8.5\" x 11\"\u003cbr data-end=\"1750\" data-start=\"1747\"\u003eMaterial: Premium vinyl with professional matte finish\u003cbr data-end=\"1807\" data-start=\"1804\"\u003eFinish: Clean die-cut edges\u003cbr data-end=\"1837\" data-start=\"1834\"\u003eDurability: Weatherproof and UV resistant\u003cbr data-end=\"1881\" data-start=\"1878\"\u003eUse: Indoor and outdoor safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1964\" data-start=\"1913\"\u003eDesigned to stick strong on smooth, clean surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2027\" data-start=\"1966\"\u003eYes, even the cooler you “borrowed” from your brother-in-law.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eHOW TO APPLY\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePick your spot.\u003cbr data-end=\"2104\" data-start=\"2101\"\u003ePeel with confidence.\u003cbr data-end=\"2128\" data-start=\"2125\"\u003eStick from the center out.\u003cbr data-end=\"2157\" data-start=\"2154\"\u003eSmooth any bubbles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStep back. Admire your work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking organized is optional. Looking Lodge-approved is not.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51812940349722,"sku":"9GHSSHT","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/The_Possum_Lodge_Greatest_Hits_Sticker_Sheet_layout.jpg?v=1774366345"},{"product_id":"possum-lake-golf-close-enough-counts-golf-tee","title":"Possum Lake Golf | Close Enough Counts T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't just hit the green. 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Featuring the official Possum Lake Golf 19th Hole Invitational graphic on the front, this shirt celebrates the art of the mulligan and the foundational Lodge philosophy that, as Red Green says, \"Close Enough!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1029\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKEY FEATURES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront Design\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFull color 19th Hole Invitational design featuring Possum Lake Golf.\u003cbr data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"246\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor\u003c\/strong\u003e: Turf Green Shirt with full color design. \u003cbr data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"270\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e: Unisex standard fit, true to size.\u003cbr data-start=\"308\" data-end=\"311\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e: Premium lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton. 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Somehow, we haven't sold this before. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Handyman's Secret Weapon is finally available with the proper identification. This 65-foot roll features \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHANDYMAN'S SECRET WEAPON\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e printed right on the tape, making it suitable for repairs around the garage, workshop, cabin, or anywhere else things have gone slightly wrong.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach roll also comes with a full-color Red Green sticker for your toolbox, workbench, bumper, or other surface in need of official Lodge credentials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse responsibly. Or at least use plenty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eImprint:\u003c\/b\u003e 1-sided black repeating \"\u003cstrong\u003eHANDYMAN'S SECRET WEAPON\u003c\/strong\u003e\" imprint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eBonus Sticker:\u003c\/b\u003e Full-color Red Green sticker \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/b\u003e 1 Roll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoll Size:\u003c\/b\u003e 2\" H x 4\" W x 4\" D\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Length\u003c\/strong\u003e: 65 Feet (21 Yards) \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOfficial Possum Lodge merchandise for anyone who knows buying a new one should always be the last resort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eAUTHENTIC POSSUM LODGE PATINA \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou may notice a little dust or dirt inside the packaging on some rolls. That's not a flaw. that's atmosphere. Every effort has been made to recreate the authentic conditions of a Possum Lodge workshop, right down to the mysterious debris. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt won't affect the tape. It may, however increase it's credibility. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eIt's a real roll of duct tape you can actually use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHANDYMAN'S SECRET WEAPON\u003c\/strong\u003e imprint makes every repair a little more official\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eComes with a Red Green sticker for your toolbox, workbench, or wherever it belongs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eMakes a great gift for Red Green fans and chronically handy people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's useful, it's funny, and sooner or later you're going to need duct tape anyway\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52691725025562,"sku":"HSM","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/handymans-secret-weapon-duct-tape-packaging_front-side.png?v=1790534068"},{"product_id":"duct-tape-crew-socks","title":"Possum Lodge \"Handyman’s Secret Weapon\" Duct Tape Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey look like duct tape. They feel a whole lot better.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinally, socks that look like they've already been repaired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned to look like layers of overlapping duct tape, an ode to the new Red Green TV app logo, these premium crew socks bring a little DIY ingenuity to your everyday wardrobe. All the rugged, patched-up character of the real thing, without the sticky residue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade by Strideline with ultra-plush yarns, vibrant all-over printing, and built-in performance compression, they're designed for comfort that lasts all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by \u003cem\u003eThe Red Green Show\u003c\/em\u003e and the handyman's favorite fix for just about everything. Because at The Possum Lodge, duct tape isn't just a tool. It's a way of life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKEY FEATURES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRealistic Duct Tape Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e All-over gray duct tape graphics create the look of overlapping strips and makeshift repairs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Strideline Quality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted with ultra-plush yarns for softness and everyday comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStay-Put Support:\u003c\/strong\u003e Built-in performance compression helps prevent slipping and bunching.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAll-Over Color:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full 360-degree dye sublimation delivers detailed graphics around the sock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSignature Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features the Red Green logo near the cuff with contrasting black heel and toe accents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Strideline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium Full Sublimation Crew Socks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mid-calf crew length, one size (M\/L)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Men's US 8–12 | Women's US 9.5–13\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 81% Polyester, 11% Cotton, 7% Rubber, 1% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Limited quantities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people wear their hearts on their sleeves. We prefer duct tape on our feet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese socks combine premium comfort with a design that looks like it's been through a few questionable home repairs. Perfect for DIY enthusiasts, handyman types, Red Green fans, and anyone who appreciates a good fix, even when nothing's broken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey're soft, supportive, and guaranteed to look like they've already been patched.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo actual repairs required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCOMPLETE THE LOOK\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe handyman's secret weapon. Now available for your feet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlready dressed for the job? Pair these socks with the official Possum Lodge \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/the-handymans-secret-weapon-duct-tape\" style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandyman's Secret Weapon Duct Tape\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause you never know when you'll need the real thing. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/products\/the-handymans-secret-weapon-duct-tape\" style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShop the Handyman Duct Tape\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52970429022490,"sku":"DTSOCK","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Front_full_view_Red_Green_Duct_Tape_socks.png?v=1793665151"},{"product_id":"the-mans-prayer-t-shirt","title":"The Man's Prayer T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE MAN'S PRAYER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'm a man, but I can change\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf I have to...I guess.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRepresent the wisdom of Red Green, our fearless Possum Lodge leader with our latest version of the signature \"Man's Prayer\" T-Shirt. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Lodge regulars, Red Green Show fans, and anyone who understands that sometimes, the simple solution is the best one. 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padding: 8px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e22 ¾\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px;\"\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; color: #555;\"\u003eProduct measurements may vary by up to 2\" (5 cm).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; color: #555;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRELATED PRODUCTS:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out more \u003cstrong\u003ePossum Lodge-approved shirts and gear \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Collections All\" href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/collections\/red-green-shop\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eHERE\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eor \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redgreen.com\/a\/bundles\/mix-and-match-legendary-t-shirts-evqn\" title=\"Mix and Match T-Shirt Bundles Product Page\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eMix and Match\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ewith your other favorite T-shirts! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Red Green Show","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53125940478234,"sku":"MP2-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53125940511002,"sku":"MP2-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53068351144218,"sku":"MP2-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53068351176986,"sku":"MP2-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53068351209754,"sku":"MP2-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":53068351242522,"sku":"MP2-3XL","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":53068351275290,"sku":"MP2-4XL","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/4531\/9450\/files\/Man_s_Prayer_Black_T-Shirt.png?v=1792599774"},{"product_id":"quando-omni-flunkus-moritati-t-shirt","title":"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, PLAY DEAD.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes the best way to handle a problem is to pretend you didn't see it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuando Omni Flunkus Moritati.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The official Possum Lodge motto, recited at the beginning of every Lodge meeting before the legendary Man's Prayer. Loosely translated from Latin, it means \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"When all else fails, play dead.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGood advice. Especially when you've run out of duct tape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis navy blue T-shirt features a small upside-down Possum Lodge mascot on the front and the full Latin motto across the back, with our favorite possum demonstrating the meaning firsthand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little Lodge wisdom you can wear anywhere. Whether you follow the advice is entirely up to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKEY FEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFront Design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Small upside-down Possum Lodge mascot on the left chest for a subtle, understated look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBack Design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBold \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eQUANDO OMNI FLUNKUS MORITATI\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e with an upside-down possum worked into the design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Navy blue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign Inspiration:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Features the official Possum Lodge motto from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Red Green Show\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, meaning \"When all else fails, play dead.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyle:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Classic short-sleeve crewneck T-shirt with a small front graphic and statement back design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Piece of Lodge Tradition:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Celebrate one of the most recognizable sayings from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Red Green Show\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo Ways to Wear the Joke:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A subtle possum on the front and the full motto on the back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Conversation Starter:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Especially when somebody asks what the Latin means.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Great Gift:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for Red Green fans, Possum Lodge regulars, and anyone who's ever decided a problem might solve itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e📏 SIZE CHART (INCHES)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; 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