{"product_id":"quando-omni-flunkus-moritati-t-shirt","title":"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, PLAY DEAD.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes the best way to handle a problem is to pretend you didn't see it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuando Omni Flunkus Moritati.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The official Possum Lodge motto, recited at the beginning of every Lodge meeting before the legendary Man's Prayer. Loosely translated from Latin, it means \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"When all else fails, play dead.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGood advice. Especially when you've run out of duct tape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis navy blue T-shirt features a small upside-down Possum Lodge mascot on the front and the full Latin motto across the back, with our favorite possum demonstrating the meaning firsthand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little Lodge wisdom you can wear anywhere. Whether you follow the advice is entirely up to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKEY FEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFront Design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Small upside-down Possum Lodge mascot on the left chest for a subtle, understated look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBack Design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBold \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eQUANDO OMNI FLUNKUS MORITATI\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e with an upside-down possum worked into the design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Navy blue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign Inspiration:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Features the official Possum Lodge motto from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Red Green Show\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, meaning \"When all else fails, play dead.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyle:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Classic short-sleeve crewneck T-shirt with a small front graphic and statement back design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Piece of Lodge Tradition:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Celebrate one of the most recognizable sayings from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Red Green Show\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo Ways to Wear the Joke:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A subtle possum on the front and the full motto on the back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Conversation Starter:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Especially when somebody asks what the Latin means.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Great Gift:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for Red Green fans, Possum Lodge regulars, and anyone who's ever decided a problem might solve itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e📏 SIZE CHART (INCHES)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; 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