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Lodge Announcements - April 2018

March 30, 2018
Happy April to all you Lodge members out there

- Don't forget to check out our new Member of the Month, Keith.  I'm not sure where the picture of him was taken but I'm guessing he and Harold would really get along.

- The Possum Lake Florist shop would like to announce that, this Spring, they guarantee all their bouquets are now 100% poison ivy free.  And they're backing it up with a money back guarantee - "If our flowers give you a rash, come on in and we'll hand back your cash."

- To celebrate Friday the 13th, the boys over on the twitch channel twitch.tv/redgreenjrtv are going to be doing a Duct Tape Forever movie night.  Just your luck.

- I've decided to go back on the road in 2019. Bernice didn't argue. The tour will be called 'This Could Be It.' There's a clue. I'll be touring the US in the Spring of '19 and Canada in the Fall. I told Brian, the promoter, that I feel good and I think we should do as many dates as we can. I don't want to have any regrets later. I like to have my regrets right away. I'll keep you posted.

- also gonna be releasing an audio book or tow or three this Fall. Staring with the Beginner's Guide to Women but also hoping to have How To Do Everything and Duct Tape Is Not Enough. That's a lot of reading for me. Hope I can stay awake.

- Have a great April and we will see you in May
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