Happy August to all you Lodge Members out there.
- Back to School commercials have already started. To all you parents out there I offer my congratulations. To all the teachers, my condolences.
- Make sure to check our our new Member of the Month for August, Daniel Gengler. Congrats Dan!
- Stinky Peterson would like to announce that he needs some help trapping and releasing a family of skunks who have taken up residence under his backyard shed. The skunks were first discovered when the neighbours noticed an improvement in the smell of that area of Stinky's property.
- The Possum Lake Taphouse would like to announce Old Man Sedgwick as the winner of their "Best Favourite Drink" contest. They asked over 100 patrons what their favourite drink at the bar was, but Old Man Sedgwick's answer topped them all when he looked up from his nap and said "The second row."
- Creative work continues on next year's brand new tour. I think this one will be the best yet. So glad I sandbagged the previous ones!
- Buster Hadfield is announcing the closing of his newly opened restaurant "Throne Steak". Apparently things were going fine until the picture below was leaked to the public.
- Have a great August and we will see you in September!