- The Lodge would like to formally apologize for the unfortunate circumstances around last week's "closed door" town hall meeting. In future Lodge members will make sure not to schedule cabbage stew on the menu before any poorly ventilated get-togethers. We realize hearing the speaker was an issue so please consult the minutes to know what the meeting was actually about. On the other hand the mayor would like to express his joy at the first ever unanimous town hall vote
- Remember to check www.redgreenshop.com for our 12 Days of Christmas sale
- Lost: Moose Thompson's blue poncho
- The Annual Possum Lake Bed Race takes place this Saturday afternoon over on Cardiac Hill. Divisions this year will be Double, Queen, and of course King size. No wheels larger than 4 inches. Only one can of WD 40 per team. 4 person on each bed minimum. This is the only time your wife will let you have that many people in bed with you so come on out and compete
- Found: Blue boat tarp. One hole in the middle. Smells like bull musk.
- Buster Hadfield would like to announce that his "Bed and Breakfast" had to close down last week due to budget issues. He is happy to report though that he will be opening his new "Sleeping Bag and Rice Cake" next month.
