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Lodge Announcements - February 2016

January 31, 2016
- Happy February from the Lodge!  February is a great month.  It's late enough that most of our New Year's Resolutions are broken so the pressure is off.  But it's still early enough in the year that there is still hope that it won't be a total write off. Here's hoping.

- February is Customer Appreciation month at the online store, which means big savings on all store items.  Our Dvd's in particular are on super sale this year so make sure you check them out.

- Stinky Peterson would like to announce he is once again free for the annual Valentine's Day dance.  Apparently Stinky had a date but she took a bump on the head and regained her sense of smell. 

- Tickets for my "I'm Not Old, I'm Ripe" tour are selling fast.  Take a look at the www.redgreen.com site for details.

- Groundhog Day is fast approaching which reminds me of a poem I wrote years ago: "It's Groundhog Day.  The groundhog comes out of his hole and see a shadow.  It's the shadow of my right front tire.  That means winter will last another six weeks.  But not for him."

- Apparently we are going ahead with another book to be released in 2017 which will be my take on the best 50 Canadian inventions of all time.  Stay tuned for more details on that.

- See you in March
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