Flinty McClintock will pick up all of your Christmas trees to use as roller brushes in his organic carwash.
Our local newspaper, the Possum Lake Daily Movement, has issued a correction on the recent health article about Junior Singleton. Junior has recently lost his ‘virility’ not his ‘virginity’.
· The Lodge will be having its annual Gift Swap Saturday evening where members are invited to come and exchange their bad Christmas presents for something just as useless.
· Speaking of useless gifts, thanks to everyone who did some of their Christmas shopping at the Lodge store. December was the best month ever at the store and it means we’ll be able to stay in business well into February, which will again be Customer Appreciation Month.
Red’s publisher, Random House, will be promoting his new book A Beginner’s Guide to Women to coordinate with his Spring Tour Dates starting March 26th in St. Petersburg Florida and ending the third week in May.
If anyone can explain the bad smell coming from the north end of town, would they please contact the Department of Sanitation. If Stinky Peterson is unexpectedly in town, kindly disregard this notice.
Congratulations to Buster Hadfield who proved for the fifth year in a row that snowmobiles don’t float.
Happy New Year to all the Lodge Members and here’s hoping that 2014 is the best year ever, once your hangover eases to the point where you can sit up and make simple conversation.
