Moose Thompson’s daughter has announced her engagement to local unskilled labourer, Lefty Pinkerton. Lefty has a history of behavioural issues. He was voted Least Likely to Succeed by his Grade 8 class three years in a row and has been unemployed since the turn of the century. Moose has taken the high road saying he’s not losing a daughter, he’s gaining a dependent.
Santa Claus is our Member of the Month for obvious reasons.
After a recent ancestry search, our local proctologist has discovered that he is related to royalty and from now on wishes to be addressed as ‘The Finger Prince’.
Look for new submissions in the Photo Gallery, Project Reports and Handyman Corner.
We now have 5 seasons of scripts available as downloadable files at the Possum Lodge Store.
I keep saying this but we’re still working on the complete collection of Campfire Songs (over 200). Ran into a few glitches but we’ll get there.
In a freak accident, Morris Stanton was struck on top of the head by a steel belted radial while admiring his rooftop display of Santa taking gifts out of a K-car. Morris is okay but says he’s ‘tired and everything tastes like rubber.’ As an unexpected side effect, Morris is no longer the tallest man in Possum Lake.
We’re going to simplify our script contest. We’ll post one of my talks next month and ask you to submit your version of it as part of a Red Green lookalike, talkalike and thinkalike contest. More later.
Correction: Our local newspaper The Daily Movement had a misprint in their story about the most recent Town Council meeting. It should have read ‘By the end of the meeting the Mayor was thanked.’ Not tanked.
Have a great January. Stay warm. I will see you at the next Lodge Meeting on the 31st. Until then, keep your stick on the ice.
