- Happy July to all the Lodge members out there.
- Happy Canada Day to all our Canadian fans. Having a December 24th birthday, I know what it's like to be overshadowed by a bigger deal.
- Daily Movement editors would like to apologize for running Winston Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services "Stool Bus" ad.
- Also Happy 4th of July to our fans south of the border. That message comes tariff-free.
- Be sure to check out our Member of the Month for July, Carl Salvato. With a nickname like "DuctTapePossum" I am guessing he didn't have a lot of options on groups to join.
- Possum Lake Little League would like to announce that they have fired Old Man Sedgwick as a plate umpire. Tensions ran high last game after a 7th consecutive draw was declared due to both coaches, all players and half the parents being ejected during the warm-up for "giving me the eye" according to Sedgwick.
- Possum Lake Extreme Wrestling is sad to announce the cancellation of all events until further notice while the ring is rebuilt and reinforced following Moose Thompson's 450' Imploding Body Splash off what was formerly the top turnbuckle.
- That's all for now, see you in August.
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