Missing Items: Stinky Peterson absent-mindedly left his car upside down at the bottom of Devil’s Hairpin and when he returned the tires were gone.
My How To Do Everything Tour is finally ending and we’re not kidding this time. There’ll be four shows in Ontario – Newmarket, North Bay, Parry Sound and Chatham, and the final show at the Shipshewana Event Center in Indiana. Check redgreen.com for details.
My next tour will be brand new and coming in 2016. US in the Spring, Canada in the Fall. It’s called I’m Not Old, I’m Ripe. Stay tuned.
Red-A-Like Contest winner was Ken Broughton. Everybody who sent in a video got a prize. Thanks.
The Red Green River Regatta in Fairbanks Alaska is winding up this year on July 26th. I'll be there to shut it down once and for all.
If you’re shopping for Fathers Day, check out the Possum Lodge store (redgreenshop.com) We offer a letter to Dad from you and me plus a Fathers Day koozie. Or maybe make Dad a Lodge Member.
Mystery Solved: Local residents have discovered that the large, smelly thing that’s been lying on the Possum Lake beach for the last month belongs to Jacob Tinsley, a local door-to-door air freshener salesman.
Check out our Member of the Month. Will Gadaleta from New Jersey. Car guy.
New pics in the Photo Gallery. Take a look.
Correction: Our local newspaper The Daily Movement reported incorrectly that the winner of the Fishing Derby was Old Man Sedgwick with a 160 lb. Walleye. That was before the officials noticed that Old Man Sedgwick was standing on the scales for the weigh-in. They told him he did not qualify as a fish even though he is wall-eyed.
That’s about it for now. Have a good month. I will see you right here on the 30th. Until then keep your stick on the ice.
