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Lodge Announcements June 2016

May 31, 2016
- Happy Father's Day to all you Dad's out there.  Check out www.redgreenshop.com starting June 1 to see our special Father's Day pricing featuring new Red Green socks!

- Harold tells me the Toronto Raptor basketball team made it farther than ever this past season, and that's something to celebrate.  Not sure what the big deal is - we invented the game we should be pretty good at it.

- Buster Hadfield's mother-in-law Gertrude has opened a "Reverse-Psychic Reading" shop on Main Street.  This will feel just like going to any other psychic shop except instead of telling you the future, for $20 Gertrude will tell you what you should have done better over the past year.  Apparently Buster has been getting this service for free for years

- The first leg of the "I'm Not Old, I'm Ripe" tour is now over.  Thanks for so many who came out and supported it.  I was surprised to see so many who had come to my first two tours as well.  I suppose they were betting I'd finally get this right.  I guess I will see you next time!

- Junior Singleton would like to announce the closing of his fish sandwich lunch truck after only 2 months in business.  Junior's dog Ella was the mobile restaurant's mascot, and was the inspiration for the name "Ella's Salmon".  No idea why this one didn't fly.
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