- Thanks to all who participated in our most successful Customer Appreciation Month of all time at www.redgreenshop.com!
- FOR SALE: 2014 Ski-Doo, 1200cc, great condition, newly washed, buyer must own a 4x4 truck with winch, contact Buster Hadfield once Possum Lake has thawed.
- My all new I'm Not Old I'm Ripe Tour starts on March 30th. It's 24 Lodge meetings. Hope you can make it to one of them.
- Junior Singleton's annual Strip Poker Tournament for Charity has been postponed indefinitely. Turns out those whom the clothes were going to would actually just prefer the Lodge members keep them on.
- Wanted: Help with the tracking and capture of a wild animal somewhere on the grounds of Possum Lodge. Experience with nets, traps, and nerves of steel are a must. According to Harold, "Buttons" has been missing for two days now and we believe has likely gone feral by now. This gerbil may not have had all his shots and has been described by some as a biter. Please contact Ed Frid if interested.
- On behalf of December babies everywhere, I hope you have an amorous March Break.
