- The "I'm Not Old, I'm Ripe" tour comes to a close this month. It has been a busy but great couple of months. Make sure to look at the Photo Gallery page to see shots of Lodge Members I met on the way, as well as pictures of the places I visited.
- The first mayoral debate in the upcoming election for Possum Lake Mayor happened this past weekend. Stinky Peterson made some great arguments but overall lost points for personal hygiene. Moose Thomson overindulged at the media snack table before his turn to speak and was booed off stage because of it. Current Mayor Dudley McReary failed to show up for the debate which resulted in him being declared the winner.
- Junior Singleton has announced he now self-identifies as "handsome" and insists the pretty girls all have to go out with him now. Results are pending.
- Buster Hadfield wants to remind everyone that his annual Garage Sale is happening next weekend. Remember the rules: you make an offer to buy whatever is in his garage (door closed) and whoever gives the best bid wins the mystery items inside. Last year Buster's mother in law wandered into the garage during the bidding and had to be included in the sale to Flinty McClintock. Buster checked the rules to make sure.
- Have a great May and enjoy the long weekend!
