The Port Asbestos Animal Shelter is looking for a Seeing Eye Person to take their blind dog for walks.
Lost Chainsaw – last seeing heading north on Hwy 12 at full throttle and with chain guard off. Should be treated as dangerous.
Buster Hadfield asking if anyone has a live mosquito that he could borrow. He’s one bite away from the world record.
The Possum Lake Ladies Auxiliary is having a fund- raising dinner with entertainment provided by local singer Bob Trout, who is a Hank Wolnicki impersonator. Apparently Bob sounds exactly like the virtually unknown performer.
Red’s Canadian Tour winds up November 2nd in Pictou Nova Scotia, making a total of 36 performances of his latest one man show. A couple of them weren’t bad. Thanks to everyone who came out.
The TV Special of Red’s latest show – How To Do Everything – will air in Canada on The Comedy Network in December.
US Tour to start end of March in St. Petersburg FL. Check the redgreen.com website for regular updates. Should be at least 30 dates by the time it’s all done.
Headline in Mercury Creek Gazette – 10,000 Flies Invade Mercury Creek. Government to Send In SWAT Team.
Tourist Attraction Closed – Buster Hadfield’s wife regrets to announce that she has dismantled her Inukshuk made of jelly. The attraction was very popular with raccoons, one of which is being treated for diabetes.
