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If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
The New Red Green Show “Handy Not Handsome” T-Shirt brings this iconic Possum Lodge philosophy to life.
This black handyman t-shirt features a white crossed wrench design with “The Red Green Show” printed across the front left chest pocket area, and the legendary quote boldly printed on the back.
Perfect for Red Green Show fans, handymen, and anyone who lives by duct tape and determination, this shirt is ready for your next lodge meeting, backyard project, or family cookout.
Front Design: Crossed wrenches with “The Red Green Show” text printed in white on the left chest pocket area
Back Design: “If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.” with wrench graphic
Color: Classic black
Fit: Unisex standard fit, true to size
Material: Premium lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton, preshrunk jersey knit for all-day comfort. Features a smooth, gentle touch with Softstyle™ fabrication designed for easy wear and breathability.
Label: Tear-away label for added comfort
Created in the USA 🇺🇸
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron print.
Perfect gift for handymen, dads, grandpas, and Red Green Show fans
Official Possum Lodge gear—Lodge-approved
Updated design with front logo and large back quote
Comfortable for daily wear or lodge gatherings
Check out more Possum Lodge-approved gear HERE.
or Mix and Match with your other favorite T-shirts!
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 16 ¾" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 17 ⅞" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 19 ⅛" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 20 ⅜" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 21 ⅝" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 22 ¾" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 24" |
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
This design replaces our original Handsome Helper tee.
