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WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, PLAY DEAD.
Sometimes the best way to handle a problem is to pretend you didn't see it.
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati. The official Possum Lodge motto, recited at the beginning of every Lodge meeting before the legendary Man's Prayer. Loosely translated from Latin, it means "When all else fails, play dead."
Good advice. Especially when you've run out of duct tape.
This navy blue T-shirt features a small upside-down Possum Lodge mascot on the front and the full Latin motto across the back, with our favorite possum demonstrating the meaning firsthand.
A little Lodge wisdom you can wear anywhere. Whether you follow the advice is entirely up to you.
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Front Design: Small upside-down Possum Lodge mascot on the left chest for a subtle, understated look.
Back Design: Bold QUANDO OMNI FLUNKUS MORITATI lettering with an upside-down possum worked into the design.
Color: Navy blue.
Design Inspiration: Features the official Possum Lodge motto from The Red Green Show, meaning "When all else fails, play dead."
Style: Classic short-sleeve crewneck T-shirt with a small front graphic and statement back design.
A Piece of Lodge Tradition: Celebrate one of the most recognizable sayings from The Red Green Show.
Two Ways to Wear the Joke: A subtle possum on the front and the full motto on the back.
A Conversation Starter: Especially when somebody asks what the Latin means.
A Great Gift: Perfect for Red Green fans, Possum Lodge regulars, and anyone who's ever decided a problem might solve itself.
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 16 ¾" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 17 ⅞" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 19 ⅛" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 20 ⅜" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 21 ⅝" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 22 ¾" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 24" |
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Remember: When all else fails, play dead.
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