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Humphrey's Everything Store Mystery Bag
Humphrey's Everything Store Mystery Bag  surrounded by a variety of products like t-shirts, suspenders, hats, books, pins, and flannels that could be included

    Humphrey's Everything Store Mystery Bag

    $44.95
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      DESCRIPTION

      DALTON’S EVERYTHING STORE MYSTERY BAG

      This Mystery Bag is the result of digging through our warehouse archives and pulling together finished Red Green merch, discontinued designs, early samples, prototypes, designs in progress, and a few forgotten items that Dalton swears are "still perfectly good."


      WHAT YOU MIGHT FIND INSIDE

      • T-shirts or apparel items 
      • Hats, koozies, books, DVDs
      • Stickers, patches, pins
      • Discontinued or retired designs
      • Rare "Vault items" that never hit the website
      • Samples, prototypes, and other mysteries. 

      Every bag is different — no two are alike.


      VALUE GUARANTEE

      Each bag contains significantly more retail value than what you pay. Typical bags include $70–$100+ of items.

      Think of it as shopping at Dalton’s Everything Store… but without the risk of buying a used alternator by mistake.

       

      RANDOM BONUS ITEMS 

      Once in a while, we throw something extra special into a bag — maybe a rare prototype, maybe a signed piece, maybe something only Dalton can explain. These extras are random, not guaranteed.

       

      IMPORTANT NOTES

      • All sales are final. No returns or exchanges. 
      • Bags may include open-box or returned items in excellent condition.
      • Contents are random and cannot be customized.
      • Items shown in photos are examples only. 

       

      Grab one before they’re gone  once we clean out the Lodge, we have no idea what (or when) we’ll restock.

      REVIEWS

      Customer Reviews

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      Robert W.
      Mystery Bag

      Great items, I hot a second one since it was such a bargain

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      David
      Humphrey's Mystery Bag Review

      I was worried I would get a duplicate of of the products I ordered along with the Mystery Bag. That didn't happen, but I did get a copy of the book, Beginner's Guide to Women. But that is okay, since I gave it to my 15 year old nephew who I am sure will benefit greatly from Red Green's wisdom. Or at least he will have some great laughs and learn what not to do. The big item I really liked is the Possum Hockey Jersey. That alone made the bag worthwhile. I love the bag. KYSOTI, as the jersey says. The shirts and suspenders I included in my order are great. I look forward to wearing the one with the men's prayer to my men's Bible Study. I think the prayer is pretty useful for all of us.

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      Richard R.
      The Mystery Bag was a great buy

      I've been having trouble deciding what to buy after buying the Miniature Lodge. The Miniature Lodge is a great keepsake. Even though I had concerns I'd end up with a duct tape creation from the show, :) The Mystery Bag was the solution. It sounded like fun and I didn't have to decide what to buy. I am so glad I took the chance and enjoy everything I received. I hope the Mystery Bag is not gone before I get a chance to buy another.

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      Sarah K.
      Mystery Bag

      The package was full of fun surprises including a random picture of a cast member. This made a great Christmas gift for the whole family.

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      Mark P.
      A handy gift for a handy man

      Arrived on time, pleasantly surprised on what was inside. I essentially knocked two things off my must get list with what was inside. It'll definitely turn heads, and believe me you'll turn heads. The mystery box is a must get for the handyman who is feeling lucky... and not just handy.

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