Humphrey's Everything Store Mystery Bag

DALTON’S EVERYTHING STORE MYSTERY BAG

This Mystery Bag is the result of digging through our warehouse archives and pulling together finished Red Green merch, discontinued designs, early samples, prototypes, designs in progress, and a few forgotten items that Dalton swears are "still perfectly good."

WHAT YOU MIGHT FIND INSIDE

• T-shirts or apparel items 
• Hats, koozies, books, DVDs
• Stickers, patches, pins
• Discontinued or retired designs
• Rare "Vault items" that never hit the website
• Samples, prototypes, and other mysteries. 

Every bag is different — no two are alike.

VALUE GUARANTEE

Each bag contains significantly more retail value than what you pay. Typical bags include $70–$100+ of items.

Think of it as shopping at Dalton’s Everything Store… but without the risk of buying a used alternator by mistake.

RANDOM BONUS ITEMS 

Once in a while, we throw something extra special into a bag — maybe a rare prototype, maybe a signed piece, maybe something only Dalton can explain. These extras are random, not guaranteed.

IMPORTANT NOTES

• All sales are final. No returns or exchanges. 
• Bags may include open-box or returned items in excellent condition.
  
• Contents are random and cannot be customized.
• Items shown in photos are examples only. 

Grab one before they’re gone  once we clean out the Lodge, we have no idea what (or when) we’ll restock.