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“If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
The Red Green Show made it legendary — now, you can wear it proudly.
The Handsome Helper T-Shirt captures the wit and wisdom of Possum Lodge. Featuring Red Green’s face and the classic logo on the front, and the show's most iconic quote on the back, this tee is built for true fans who know that duct tape fixes everything.
🪚 Whether you're fixing the unfixable or binge-watching at the Lodge, this tee is your uniform.
🛠 Lodge-approved, duct tape not included.
Q: Is this the Red Green Show shirt with the “If they don’t find you handsome…” quote?
A: Yep! This is the official Red Green t-shirt featuring the show's most famous quote, printed on the back, with Red’s face and logo on the front.
Check out more Possum Lodge-approved t-shirts here.
Like both shirts, but I am the unlucky one to be sized a small and 1/2. Small is a tight and the medium is baggy. That’s ok, the women will still be drawn to me when the see this Attractive and Ultra - Cool Red Green Gear.
Got for a friend to pull a prank on. It worked!
Great Quality looks just like best in the show
Keep yer stick on the the ice
The Red Green Show "Handsome Helper" T-Shirt